i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
3pm strippers are depressing
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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