Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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