why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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