Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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