Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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