Nicole vs. Life
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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