Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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