at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
And then he peed in my hair
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