that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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