And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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