Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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