yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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