Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
now i know why i became what i already was.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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