Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
So. Much. Porn.
the raccoons are back...
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