please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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