You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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