You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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