Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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