i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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