no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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