I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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