Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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