Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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