Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN