You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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