I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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