I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I checked into jail on foursquare
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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