Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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