If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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