I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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