Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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