Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I am naked and annoyed.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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