I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I wish I only lived at night.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Damn victory sex feels great
You don't make any sense
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