I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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