the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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