from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
