I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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