you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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