Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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