just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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