we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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