white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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