i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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