yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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