Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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