Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she smelled like a LAN party
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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