wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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