Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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