I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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