just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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