Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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