I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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