Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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