Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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