the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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