My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you would pick up someone in the library
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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