It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.